Archive for the ‘Words that should be banned’ Category

Words that should be banned: hydration

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

img_2165One of the downsides of living in a western industrialised nation is that you’re constantly being bombarded with mendacious marketing messages by charlatans trying to sell you something that’s free, abundant and available on tap – literally.

The chief way they do it is to suggest that bottled water offers health benefits that mere tap water can’t offer. I guess it makes us all feel a little less squeamish about paying for something we’re given for free when people across whole swathes of the planet are dying of thirst every day. (more…)

Want to be a leader? Ditch that framework and roadmap

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Are you a manager or a leader? I bet I could tell you which one you are from your writing style. (more…)

“Advise” and “revert”: two words to avoid in your emails

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Request, please. When you’re emailing me, please don’t use the words “advise” and “revert”.

Nothing wrong with those words, you may say. True enough. If, that is, they’re used correctly. (more…)

Words that should be banned: Learning

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Have you noticed that the word “education” has gone out of fashion? Yep, it’s been replaced by “learning” – that horrible, anaemic little word favoured by people who believe that thinking is an elitist activity. (more…)

Words that should be banned: Facilitate

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

I can honestly say that I can think of no possible situation in which I would find the need to use the word “facilitate”. It’s got far too many syllables, for a start. (more…)

Words that should be banned: impact

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Oh, I’m perfectly happy for you to use the word “impact”.

If, that is, you’re writing a paper on ballistics, a police report about a car crash, or a summary of theories of how the dinosaurs were wiped out.

But use it to describe anything other than one object coming forcibly into contact with another, and I’ll dismiss you as an illiterate fool. (more…)

Words that should be banned: “Boutique”

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Don’t get me wrong, “boutique” as a noun is fine. It’s “boutique” as an adjective that grates. From hotels to hedge funds, it seems that everything is “boutique” these days. (more…)

Words that should be banned: Decline

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Here’s something annoying that I’m spotting more and more often: journalists’ increasing use of the word “decline” when they mean “refuse”. (more…)

Seven pernicious euphemisms of the current financial crisis

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Shares – down.

House prices – down.

Commodities – down.

But there’s one market that’s booming: the market for disingenuous financial euphemisms. (more…)

Words that should be banned (or in this case just used as they were originally intended): Meritocracy

Friday, October 24th, 2008

So Goldman Sachs has announced it’s cutting ten percent of its workforce.

I’m not sure why the media has made such a big deal about this announcement – I was under the impression that the world’s greatest bastion of “meritocracy” has always had regular culls to weed out the “non-performers” and those who were “the wrong cultural fit” (for the latter read: “didn’t buy into the whole Goldman Sachs cult thing”).
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